"Because Balls This Big Won't Fit In Trousers" Shirt Black

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UT Kilts Branded T-Shirt 

"Because Balls This Big Won't Fit In Trousers"


Well they won't, right?  This may not be the exact reason for wearing a kilt, but it is a good one.  Help people understand that wearing a kilt is not just a fashion statement.  It is a biological requirement. Let others know (whether accurate or not) why we wear kilts.  Remember:  We are proud to be free.


  • Made from 50% Cotton/50% Polyester
  • Available in Adult sizes SMALL - 3XL
  • Available in black and gray


Gray version available. 



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  • 5
    Great Tshirt

    Posted by Mike B on 16th Jan 2020

    This is a fun shirt with lots of attitude!

  • 5

    Posted by Steve Augustine on 13th Sep 2019

    This shirt got a ton of laughs, and hidden giggles. I was wearing my kilt with it. My date wasn’t sure how to handle the attention I was getting.

  • 4

    Posted by JD on 10th May 2019

    Very cool shirt, at a sweet price. The quality isnt bad for the money. The wife loves it!

  • 5
    Good quality

    Posted by David Fetter on 17th Jan 2018

    Nice shirt

  • 5
    Ball shirt

    Posted by Charles L Claiborne Jr on 17th Sep 2017

    Got quite a few comments and giggles

  • 5
    Great slogan and awesome customer service. Fast Shipping.

    Posted by Ho Rangee (The Tiger) McG on 25th Jul 2017

    Great slogan and awesome customer service. Amazingly fast Shipping. Thank you plan to be adding more shirts and various kilts to my collection. Free Ireland and Scotland - Clann Gunn.

  • 5
    Great Shirt

    Posted by Marshall on 12th Jun 2017

    Love the shirt great price and fast deli8very.

  • 3
    Surprised and a little disappointed.

    Posted by David Didra on 12th Apr 2017

    This review is for the kilt we bought at the same time, but I didn't see where I could leave the review for that. When I received the kilt I put it right on and one of the rivets popped off and threads at the pleats were loose. Very surprised at that because of the video you have about how strong the pleats are. But I didn't want to send it back due to needing it in two weeks and because I won't wear it more then twice a year. We can repair it ourselves but shouldn't have to so soon.

    UT Kilts - The item you are referring to (the kilt) was a clearance Item that had the issues already. It was clearly stated on the listing in bold, red letters.

  • 5
    One shit says it all!

    Posted by Unknown on 25th Mar 2017

    What can I say? Read the shirt, it says it all!